Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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