"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
