i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
