just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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