Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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