This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
