walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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