You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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