He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Please, let me fuck your mom
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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