With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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