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• (248): View more from Michigan

  SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.

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  When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom

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• (858): View more from California

  So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.

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  You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.

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• (470): View more from Georgia

  You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?

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