Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.