): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.