I want to have your abortion
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
my liver is dry heaving
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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