is this the sara with the beer cane?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
