Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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