turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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