i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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