don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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