You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
