That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
How's work?
Spinning.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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