Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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