I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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