So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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