My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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