do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
