There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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