Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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