i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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