seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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