i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That accounts for only three of the penises
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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