Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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I'm not coming to work today because tequila
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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