She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
