is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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