Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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