I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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