As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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