Well douche your snatch and let's go!
my sisters under your porch take her home
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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