why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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