weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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