I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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