# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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