i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize