so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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