I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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