We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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