Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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