what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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