Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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