It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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