So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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