No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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