A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i wish my penis had a tongue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize