"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The adults are the big ones right?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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