This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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