went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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