Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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