That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
God, I missed his penis.
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